One of Nigerian most hilarious comedian Baba De Baba, has revealed that he is a confused man but with explanation, the popular comedian and a father of one took to his facebook page to share the story.
Baba De Baba is a prolific comedian and a storyteller who always make people laugh not only on a live show but also on his facebook page dishing out series of hilarious joke to his followers on a daily basis.
HEAR ME NOW
I AM A CONFUSED MAN BUT I CAN EXPLAIN
I read an article about four types of guys “The Boy, The Player, The Confused and The Real man”
*The Boy is a guy that can’t handle his relationship without involving a thirty party.
*The Player is a handsome boy who would do anything to sleep with a lady.. If na money be the girl love language, he go spend am.. And once he gets her, he will disappear and move on to the next victim.
*The confused is caring and nice but he will never propose.. He will be dating u and still be chatting with his ex because he is confused.
*The real man is caring and nice.. He will build u to his taste and marry u.
After reading, I realised that I’m in the category of “the confused man” but let me defend myself.
We are not proposing because we have not seen what we want so we are just managing to date pending when we will meet our spec.
For me, I am in a relationship that I cant talk to my woman without doing a proper calculation..
Sometimes, I would look for the “square root” of what I want to say so that she won’t change it for me.
I did a video call with her last month and I said “nice cleavages” nna my babe vex cut call o.. She said I’m only after boobs..
If I tell her “u are pretty”, she go still vex..
I used “pie chart” the last time I chatted with her, yet we had issues..
I have not picked her calls for over a month now because I am learning how to use “almighty formula” so that I can propose to her and die in the marriage but she’s busy telling people that I’m still chatting with my ex..
Finally, Hear this: A relationship where somebody is scared of somebody will not work.
WITH THESE FEW POINTS OF MINE, I HOPE I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO DEFEND MYSELF?
Oya, players and boys, come and defend yourselves.
Baba De Baba